February 2012
SCORSESE SHOTS
“MEH.”
– Billy Crystal; also everyone else watching Billy Crystal (via hughjackedman)
Christopher Plummer knows how to give an awards...
Keep it short.
Keep it light and funny.
Thank only the people that matter and that you are genuinely thankful to.
Poke fun at people you work with but also yourself.
Get outta there.
The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
“I’m surprised you’re not in a Planet of the Apes costume.”
– Emma Stone to Ben Stiller (via oldfilmsflicker)
“At this time, many young Iranians all over this world are watching us, and I...”
– Asghar Farhadi [accepting his Academy Award for Best Foreign Film for A Separation] (via inothernews)
“Thank you, Academy, for putting me with the hottest guy in the room.”
– Best Supporting Actress Oscar winner OCTAVIA SPENCER, on her presenter, Christian Bale (via inothernews)
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Remember when Jon Stewart hosted the Oscars?...
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
They should have just let Fassbender's penis host...
whereismyoscar:
If I was Leo I would just show up at the Kodak Theatre and photobomb all the nominees during their interviews.
whereismyoscar:
Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.
